A Curious Christmas Gift (Christmas Freebie)

As snow falls on suburbia, and home alone plays for the third time this evening, little did you know that a creature stirs beneath your tree. Amongst gifts and returnables, an evil presence seeks to sully your new PlayStation, mismatch your socks from grandma, and consume your mince pies for sustenance. Perhaps this Christmas, you can find this wretched beast before another holiday is removed from the photo album.

Note: Non-refundable. We don’t want him back.